Saw this on herrStahlecker's blogstuff...posting it here... I mean shamelessly copy-pasting it here.

[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
[X] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ] I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
[X] I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
[ ] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[X] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ] I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[X] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[X] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[X] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
[ ] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[X] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[X] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[X] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
[X] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
[ ] I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[X] I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
[ ] I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[X] I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
[X] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I DO love to drink and party! x.x