Saw this on herrStahlecker's blogstuff...posting it here... I mean shamelessly copy-pasting it here.
[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
[X] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
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